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Saturday, January 21, 2006

 

Memorandum

From: Office of the Chief Washer-upper

To: All other members of the household

Dated: Friday, 20 January 2006

Notice of Industrial Action

Due to extended workload which breaches current industrial health and safety guidelines and European working hours directives, the Chief Washer upper will be working to rule from the date of this memorandum.

Working to Rule Conditions;

Unauthorised washing up appearing in the sink after approved washing up schedule times (See schedule below) will not be washed.

The practice of ‘Dumping’ unauthorised unwashed items will result in ‘dumped’ items being returned to their estimated point of origin immediately. Complaints arising from the return of said ‘dumped’ items will not be acted upon. Only authorised washing up will be performed during the schedule posted below.

Washing up Schedule

Sundays (07:00-19:00)
Mondays (07:00-19:00)
Wednesdays (07:00-19:00)
Fridays (07:00-19:00)

So if you can’t find the dishes – Wash them up yourselves.

P.S. Whining and bitching won’t do you any good – I’ve just bought some really good earplugs.

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