Boo, hiss, shame!
The news is bad folks. We parking enforcers were looking forward to the sweeping new powers to be devolved to us from Government. Now we are told that we will no longer be manning the anti avian missiles that were to be stationed around the country. Typical!
Now the government have elected to fall back on their previous advice from Lloyds of London to all those wishing to remain safe from the virulent HN51 influenza strain; “Don’t kiss chickens.”
However, this advice should not be extended to any members of the Animal rights movement as we know that they are such ‘good’ people that no flu virus would dare infect them. Well fuck a duck! – but if that’s what jangles your chains - don’t let me stop you.
Now the government have elected to fall back on their previous advice from Lloyds of London to all those wishing to remain safe from the virulent HN51 influenza strain; “Don’t kiss chickens.”
However, this advice should not be extended to any members of the Animal rights movement as we know that they are such ‘good’ people that no flu virus would dare infect them. Well fuck a duck! – but if that’s what jangles your chains - don’t let me stop you.
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