Meandering along one of the side streets. Grey Toyota Corolla sitting on double yellows across the road. I stopped in my tracks parallel with the passenger side door less than twenty feet away. Driver (Mid thirties, male, greying.) pays me no attention whatsoever. Update notebook, log on to street. Walk across road behind car and have most of his details logged in to my hand held computer when the door flies open and the driver expostulates, “Where the fucking hell have you just come from!”
say; “From the outermost eternal darkness never reached by the light of the furthermost stars, and from the innermost depths where even Satans minions dare not go.”Actually
said; “Just over there sir.”
He left rather rapidly.