Ticket hounds again..
They’re an enthusiastic lot up in Birmingham according to a letter writer in The Times.
Well, in the words of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. “All planet side leave is cancelled. I’ve just had an unhappy love affair and don’t see why anyone else should have any fun.” Working on Boxing day? No wonder they were taking it out on someone’s cars.
Also in The Times, the person who got caught as featured in ‘Human or Traffic Warden’ on Christmas Eve should have got into his car and driven around the block for half an hour. It’s no use shouting or screaming at people who do our job, all that happens is that the mental defensive armour goes up and they stop listening to the complaint before you’ve taken a second breath.
Me? I was last on duty on Christmas Eve and didn’t get to book a single soul. Mainly because they were all behaving themselves on my beat or legged it as I hove into view. Mind you, the last minute shoppers kept me so busy that I missed some streets. Honest boss.
Credit to Martyn for the links.
Well, in the words of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. “All planet side leave is cancelled. I’ve just had an unhappy love affair and don’t see why anyone else should have any fun.” Working on Boxing day? No wonder they were taking it out on someone’s cars.
Also in The Times, the person who got caught as featured in ‘Human or Traffic Warden’ on Christmas Eve should have got into his car and driven around the block for half an hour. It’s no use shouting or screaming at people who do our job, all that happens is that the mental defensive armour goes up and they stop listening to the complaint before you’ve taken a second breath.
Me? I was last on duty on Christmas Eve and didn’t get to book a single soul. Mainly because they were all behaving themselves on my beat or legged it as I hove into view. Mind you, the last minute shoppers kept me so busy that I missed some streets. Honest boss.
Credit to Martyn for the links.
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