Some news of very little import
Useful things to know like the section ‘getting off a parking ticket’ have been expanded, along with more detail, sample letters and hopefully some better jokes. I say hopefully because sarcasm, irony and bathos are lost on some people, who are only reduced to fits of guffaws over things like a Kitten falling onto a running chainsaw. Please note that I do not have any stories that they will find amusing. The book is not aimed at that audience.
Publication date is hopefully 20th June 2007.
If this is not to your specific taste, to quote one of those rather endearing Americanisms – “Bite me.”
The book (Which is much better written and I hope funnier than the blog) will be available solely through Amazon.com to begin with. If anyone wants a signed copy, well, I might be doing a quick 'guerilla signing' tour of the UK at various evening dates during July 2007. In August I shall be elsewhere. More about that later.