Just having a day
I think I’m suffering bacon sandwich withdrawal symptoms. Mrs Sticker has been reading diet books (Again!) and vouchsafed to me “Bill, you’ve got to eat more healthily.” Well my bacon butties were always made with crispy bacon, a couple of doorstep slices of wholegrain bread (Isn’t that supposed to be ‘healthy’?) and judicious amounts of HP Sauce. So she’s got me eating museli every morning. I mean it’s okay (I suppose), but it’s not the same. I drew the line at cutting my coffee rations though. Fresh brewed coffee is my one luxury item.
Apart from yesterday’s incidents with the abusive ‘customer’, lost child and mislaid credit card, the Live 8 protest didn’t seem to make much difference in our unregarded little corner of Chavland. The streets were heaving with shoppers and it was hard to update your notes while being bumped and jostled every five seconds by self-absorbed shoppers for whom manners and consideration for others seem to be an anachronism.
In the end, I skived off to a side street and made myself as inconspicuous as possible so I could get up to date. Just another average Sunday on patrol really.
Dipstick of the year award courtesy of "World of the Grunt"
Apart from yesterday’s incidents with the abusive ‘customer’, lost child and mislaid credit card, the Live 8 protest didn’t seem to make much difference in our unregarded little corner of Chavland. The streets were heaving with shoppers and it was hard to update your notes while being bumped and jostled every five seconds by self-absorbed shoppers for whom manners and consideration for others seem to be an anachronism.
In the end, I skived off to a side street and made myself as inconspicuous as possible so I could get up to date. Just another average Sunday on patrol really.
Dipstick of the year award courtesy of "World of the Grunt"
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