Diary Monday 10th January
Cups of coffee: 2. Tickets issued: 5. Stroppy Motorists: 1. Blisters: 0.
Approached by slightly officious member of public today. Was addressed in thus fashion; "What powers do you have?"
I replied: "Well sir, I can issue parking tickets, order motorists to move on from parking restrictions etc. What more do you need to know?" Did not say. "I've also got X-ray vision, Super breath, and can leap four Range Rovers in a single bound." Was very, very tempted though.
Sarcasm level: High.
Approached by slightly officious member of public today. Was addressed in thus fashion; "What powers do you have?"
I replied: "Well sir, I can issue parking tickets, order motorists to move on from parking restrictions etc. What more do you need to know?" Did not say. "I've also got X-ray vision, Super breath, and can leap four Range Rovers in a single bound." Was very, very tempted though.
Sarcasm level: High.
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