Dear Diary

Cups of Coffee: 3. Tickets issued: 5. Stroppy Motorists: 1. Weight: Don't ask. Blisters: 1.

Not a bad day today. Kicked more people off double yellows than I actually issued tickets. Bit draughty in our neck of the woods but no roofs blown off etc.

Mary the Manic Meter Maid has just joined us and in determined to show how tough she is next to us mere wimpy males. She'll learn the hard way, when most of her tickets get challenged and overturned.