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Saturday, January 08, 2005

 

Security Leek

Since many drivers out there in Joe Public land have a huge blind spot when it comes to responsible parking, we have regular trouble spots that need the occasional 'raid' to keep the local roads clear. Earlier this week myself and a colleague went to a place known to us as the Fairy Godmothers to tick off all those naughty fairies camping on the double yellow lines and blocking the road. Just as we got there and tooled up to go booking, the bad guys were literally pouring out of the premises in question and speeding away. Curses, foiled again!

For those of you who consider Traffic Wardens one of the 'boils on the arse of the world', consider this; When some inconsiderate sod has parked in such a manner as to block traffic, don't you cuss and fume at them? Don't you want to see their skin flayed from their backs and made into tasteful table lamps? It is our job to deal with these pesky varmints and stick fines on their windscreens.

At first we suspected we had a traitor in our own ranks, warning them of our imminent arrival. After in depth questioning we ruled that unpleasant contingency out. Now we suspect that they either have an illegal scanner tuned to our frequency and are listening out for us or have a lookout. Tut, tut say I, this isn't cricket. It just makes this partiucular venue a bigger target than before. We'll just be a bit more discreet and devious about it. Ahahaha! Ahahahah! Beware!

2 Comments:

Blogger Cancergiggles said...

The answer has got to be undercover wardens who infiltrate the groups, quietly write out the tickets then bang them all on the windscreens at once as they run off laughing. Easy

Thursday, January 13, 2005 9:23:00 am  
Blogger Bill Sticker said...

Have to be in full uniform to book. Even not having your uniform hat on can invalidate a parking ticket.

Monday, January 17, 2005 7:14:00 am  

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