‘Tis the season to be…miserable?

You can tell it’s the beginning of the festive season as all the miserable sods who give you verbal (Even when it’s not their car you’re booking) are wearing ridiculous ‘Festive’ headgear. It’s not only that, it’s the stupid yappy arrogant voices they seem to affect when addressing people who enforce the parking laws. Maybe it’s because they know as a council employee you’re not allowed to bite back.

Know this; oh thou scathing personages, thou art both wellspring and sink of thine own unhappiness.

Have the same crap Christmas you had last year. You owe it to yourselves. You deserve it. Just don’t inflict it on the rest of us poor mortals. Oh yes, and you can take your damn silly hats with you.

Now which is your car?