Buy this book

My poisonous scribblings are on pages 113-114, but there’s plenty of really good stuff in there.

Go on - buy a copy, stick it in your windscreen. Park on double yellows. It won't do you any good.

On the plus side, the considered polemics of the better British bloggers are in there, so it's worth a tickle. Some very thought provoking reading for your darker moments. The Advert is in my sidebar, and it's cheap too.