New Parking Attendant Uniform

In answer to criticisms about the appearance of many British parking attendants, Council officials today unveiled the new uniform standard for uniforms to be rolled out across the UK.

When questioned about the obvious brevity of the new dress standard, a representative of the British Parking Association commented. "With all the news about global warming, the design committee did not think it necessary for PA's to wear much more whilst on duty."

The response from PA's via their various trade associations was reported as 'mixed' despite a tabled offer of extra 50+ factor sunblock cream for all PA's.